There can only be one logical explanation for this:
Voldemort has returned….
I’M AFRAID YOU HAVE
2015 fashion week harry is going to be so painful with his long hair flowing down on one of his new fancy coats I’m not strong enough for this
calum: *gets blonde streak*
[phone starts ringing, calum answers call]
zayn: how my dick taste
may you pick up your tea when it’s exactly the right temperature, and may you happen to glance out the window when the light is just how you like it.
Okay but Teddy Lupin performing a one-man show of all the shit that happened to his godfather in school
take a moment and picture this kid switching from red hair to blond to mock himself for being a Weasley three seconds before he changes to Harry to tell himself to stuff it
Imagine the wonder that is the Teddy Lupin one man theatre club
when people get angry at you for liking snakes
THAT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING SNAKE
"I am my own blankie."