hi i'm dorothy . i really like one direction, doctor who, and gravity falls.

don't read things i post they're dumb

momazhari:

burn-down-the-world:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

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Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg

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blackberriees:

6/19/14

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multipack:

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

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draftsy:

Untitled #558 by drafty featuring Casio

x

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macc-demarco:

If you listen closely you can hear how thirsty I am

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→http://itssexualhour.tumblr.com/post/92377616302/i-had-my-first-kiss-last-night-i-was-at-a-party

itssexualhour:

i had my first kiss last night!! i was at a party amd my now bf and i were sat sort of cuddling a bit after a few drinks and i kissed him on the cheek and he kissed my cheek and then i put on my big girl knickers and whispered in his ear asking if he would like to kiss properly and he did! we also…

(Source: itssexualhour)

kingloptr:

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

holy fuck

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sarcasminmyveins:

My Ongoing Film Education (x)

The Fall (three/five)

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breadbowling:

scenarios in which niall could get this ass

  • literally any scenario you can dream up. even if it involves fiery dragon dick or neanderthals stoning me while niall hits it from the back

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girlfromjoydivision:

I swear to god I love him
keltoncandy:

ATTENTION CALLING ALL BOYS THAT LOOK LIKE THIS: NEXT TEEN WOLF AUDITIONS WILL BE HELD IN MY BEDROOM
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