This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.
I’M STILL LAUGHING.
I will never not reblog this.
Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg
mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous
i had my first kiss last night!! i was at a party amd my now bf and i were sat sort of cuddling a bit after a few drinks and i kissed him on the cheek and he kissed my cheek and then i put on my big girl knickers and whispered in his ear asking if he would like to kiss properly and he did! we also…
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus
scenarios in which niall could get this ass
- literally any scenario you can dream up. even if it involves fiery dragon dick or neanderthals stoning me while niall hits it from the back